Adscend Media to Release Special Edition Justin Timberlake Content Locker Known as the “Timberlocker”

We are super excited to announce that we have partnered with Justin Timberlake to create the special edition Timberlocker. This new content gateway technology will allow publishers to lock offers from advertisers that Justin personally knows. So far, we have a short form offer from Justin’s mom for quilt design lessons and a free bowling team registration email submit offer from Justin’s childhood friend Randy, who owns a bowling alley in Nashville.

According to Adscend Marketing Manager Tony Cohn, the Timberlocker could be a “game changer” for the performance marketing industry. “We love Justin and believe that he is fully committed to ditching his singing career and becoming a full time publisher,” states Cohn. “This is just the first step in a long content locking career,” Cohn adds.

To install a Timberlocker on your site, visit… April Fools!